Have you ever felt insecure about your size?
If so, we have the game for you!
All you need to do is unleash the KRAKEN!
For the very affordable price of 15 doubloons you can restore your self esteem as you smash things, smash other things and really just smash stuff. Waves of enemies will be no match for your big ol’ tentacles.
Unless they are, in which case you’ll be turned into calamari.